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Mam wrażenie, że gdyby nie ten wątek, zdecydowanie rzadziej bym na to forum zaglądał.. wiele razy sobie obiecywałem przerwę (choć nie pisze dużo, jestem na bieżąco) ale zawsze wchodziłem tu znowu tylko po "śmieszności Hanka" a potem cała reszta jakoś tak.. naturalnie. Dzięki za ten magnez. Pozdro!

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